SELL THE TEAM

“It's good to see the American dream is alive and well. Phil started at the bottom, shining shoes in an alley across the street from Riverfront Stadium, and sucking dick for nickels under the Roebling Bridge. But by keeping his nose to the grindstone (and with the slightest touch of networking) here he is today in charge of an MLB club. If it can happen to him, there's hope for all of us.” - boilface on Reddit

In collaboration with: Christopher A. Ritter

NORMALIZE CAR CRASHES

Did you know “The United States of America has the unfortunate distinction of officially reporting the most annual car crashes of any country in the world. In fact, it has four times as many car accidents each year as the next most crash-prone nation, Japan.” - DRIVE.COM

2024
Mixed Media on Canvas 
14 x 11 in.


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RATING: FINE

Everything will be fine in the end.

2024
Mixed Media on Canvas 
16 x 20 in.


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JUNKY

This poor soul is suffering while he convinces himself he’s not. 

2024
Mixed Media on Canvas 
20 x 16 in.


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